So tonight a few of us went to see The Hunger Games together which was lovely as we haven’t done that for a while. It was the second time I’d seen it but, to be honest I loved it so much and I’m the kind of person that just enjoys going to the cinema anyway, so, I was still excited to go. I was a bit on edge though because the last two times I’ve gone to the cinema there has been a group of absolute dick heads making incredibly loud and, frankly, shite jokes all the way through the film completely ruining it. I mean last time I was on the other side of the theatre and still heard their conversation. Sure enough this time there was a group of adults sat behind us chatting all the way through - not even about the bloody film - and the dude even
burped belched several times to ‘comic effect’ from his friends.
This just makes me so angry! I don’t spend my money on a ticket just to hear your shit jokes, so why the hell do you spend money to not even watch the bloody thing?! There is such a thing as cinema etiquette and for some reason it seems to be becoming a myth like the Bible and personal hygiene. Bring back the usherettes who stand at the back keeping their beady eye on you ready to flash their torch in your eyes if you so much rustle a sweet wrapper. I swear to God though, if anyone talks through Batman or the Hobbit I will be going down for murder.